In today’s service at Crossroad, I found something interesting. The topic of today was man, woman, and relationship. At the beginning of the sermon, we were given an opportunity to ask several person sitting around us this interesting question:

What is the most annoying thing you can say about your opposite sex?

Haha. Nice question right? I could come up with more than one full page of things that I hate from my opposite sex, which happens to be a Male. LOL. So, there were some girls sitting around me and we shared what we think the most annoying thing about MALE. And after three minutes, we came up with these answers:

• They are ignorance
• They are afraid of commitment
• They cannot express their feeling
• They cannot do several things together (be happy girls, for we are blessed with the multitasking talent!!)

They are so true right? But, we are not satisified because we haven’t heard about what men’s think about us. So I asked a guy behind me about his opinion. The most annoying thing about women, according to him, is their ability to remember exactly what men’s are saying. Every single word! hahaha…this is also true..Perhaps this is some side-effect of our ability to remember clothes prices in different stores?? haha..

Anyway, just to satisfy my curiosity, i searched Google for differences between man and woman, and i found funny list that made me laugh so loud.  Here it is:

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.MIRRORS
Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.
Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys’ heads.